Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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