So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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