you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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