I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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