how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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