A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
