You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I want a musical about memes.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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