The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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