yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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