Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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