How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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