Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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