I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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