Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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