can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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