The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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