i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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