That's intense
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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