drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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