So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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