you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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