Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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