That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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