Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
