who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
420 ftw
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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