For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
No subtext here. People are naked.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
PANTIES FOUND
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