would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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