there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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