Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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