So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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