just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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