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(207): View more from Maine

things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.

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(817): View more from Texas

This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"

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(407): View more from Florida

I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.

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(804): View more from Virginia

have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with

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(305): View more from Florida

I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!

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