You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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