I look better un-naked...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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