his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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