He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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