Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
