i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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