I can't watch pbs sober anymore
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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