Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Randomize
