sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Randomize
