so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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