Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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