My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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