Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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