thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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