Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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