Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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