how can u be prego again
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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