their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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