you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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