wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Sorry my hands just texted you
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
