So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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