So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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