Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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