just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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