btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
we're so committed to being not committed
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