Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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