Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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